Create a discord server, just for putting notes into napkin
Find my Python and Bash Napkin API examples, and use them to acquire your (1) UID and (2) 5-digit email verification code
Create an IFTTT account, and hit "create" to create an Applet
Use IFTTT and set the "IF" to "message pinned in discord"
Use IFTTT and set the "then" to "webhook"
Now fill in the webhook according to https://gist.github.com/renxida/9fc62a224339ce75db8c33ec6ebd8305 and activate your IFTTT Applet
I tried to do this multiple other ways.
My Google assistant kindda sucks with IFTTT, for unknown reasons. Please let me know if you figure out a good way to do this.
I also tried "Note Widget" on IFTTT. Turns out it depends on an Android app that stopped being updated in 2016 and is currently delisted from the play store. So that's sad.
Please let me know if there are better ways to do this.